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Average Joe, but instead of Joe it Simon.

Male (27) looking for Female Boise, Idaho, United States

Honestly your average guy. I think I'm funny, and so do others. I like math, so you don't have to. I don't have sex fantasies, I have date fantasies, meaning just wanting to treat the person I'm out with to a good time. I'll never leave my family, meaning I'll probably not move away from where I am. I promise to not judge you, but I will silently judge others with you.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageThai
BuildAverage
Height168 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairShaved
Best featureHair
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyStudent
Employment StatusPart-time
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleMovie Theater Worker.

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
My perfect matchCheck the list.
Our first dateSomething Unique...

Fetishes

FetishesLace / Lingerie, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:A few times a month
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkDepends on my mood
Night life:Night clubs, Intimate gatherings in my home, Movies

Sexual Interests

Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":I will not strangle or be strangled. Basically watch Eurotrip and that will answer the question, none of that stuff.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyFilming?
Fantasy sex partner:Chloe Grace Moretz for an actress. Ariana Marie for a sexual fantasy.